We're now the 3rd result on Google for 'woke up with a hard on.' Good to know all this effort hasn't been in vain. And now for some submissions from our disciples...
didn't steal the nails though dammit (robin lindsay)
i thought you said cuteyfiction (robert herman)
lets drink it out the bukkit (sharon ouellette)
jesus is english and stoned now thx (robin lindsay)