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ask and ye shall receive sidesplitting, no doubt about it afraid? i was petrified Readers has a submishuns holy ghost says wooooo i'm-a plaguin' yr peepz holy invisible jetski he woke up with a rock hard resurrection worst hat evahh omg there's a cow wtf??

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ask and ye shall receive
3:00 AM

A new batch from the lolgod faithful:

Ollie A testifies:



John L is twice humbled in the righteous gaze of the Lord:





Patrick would probably almost-stab-up his own kid if God asked, but instead the Lord commanded him to make these:







Finally, Andrew K.L raises the stakes with his "holy offering":

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sidesplitting, no doubt about it
12:14 PM



Thanks to Mike B for this one, may

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afraid? i was petrified
10:01 AM



(from Dan Moore)

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Readers has a submishuns
4:18 PM

Lets me show you them...

Dave King presents the following. Click to embiggenate!



Scott Barry sez:



Finally, thanks to all the LJers and forumites across the web who hath linked so generously unto me this week. Mad props to you all!

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holy ghost says wooooo
9:20 PM

We're now the 3rd result on Google for 'woke up with a hard on.' Good to know all this effort hasn't been in vain. And now for some submissions from our disciples...

didn't steal the nails though dammit (robin lindsay)



i thought you said cuteyfiction (robert herman)



lets drink it out the bukkit (sharon ouellette)



jesus is english and stoned now thx (robin lindsay)



invisble takeout (linda hagge)



sheepz 2.0 (howard peirce and nicolas)

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i'm-a plaguin' yr peepz
7:07 AM



(from dan hon)

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holy invisible jetski
9:23 PM

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he woke up with a rock hard resurrection
9:22 PM

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worst hat evahh
9:21 PM

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omg there's a cow wtf??
9:20 PM

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srsly god did it
9:19 PM

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frankinsense? is like what a frankenstein has?
9:16 PM

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surprise invisible poopertouching
9:15 PM

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argh baby get it off me get it off get it offffff
9:14 PM

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dad yr handz in my face
9:12 PM

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no change there then
9:10 PM

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on yr mount proposin a toast
9:09 PM

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oh hai we're the 5000 we can haz bread plz?
9:08 PM

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noah wai!!!
9:07 PM

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adam did not want but
9:05 PM

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LOLgod
8:58 PM

It's not blasphemy. It's just telling the greatest story ever told in macro format.

That's the line. Got it?

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